dragondicks:

lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

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Gelako - A Short Story by Togami Byakuya

 

(Before Ko met Shrek)

 

Ko finished working at the HopeSwag Grocery Store for the day. He arrived home and slumped down on the couch, feeling absolutely exhausted. He doubted he would be able to move the next day. Thank goodn*ss it was the weekend tomorrow. No work, just relaxing.

Komaeda decided he would find a way to relax tonight. But how? He sat there and thought for a moment. He could watch his favorite show, “Hope It Up”, but it had been cancelled 10 years ago, before Komaeda had even been born. He could listen to music, but all he had was that weird chanting music and that was honestly kind of creepy. He would save that music for another day, maybe for when he went to visit Hinata. Ahhh…what to do?? He was no longer hopeful.

 

But then.

 

BUT THEN ..

 

It hit him. Komaeda ran into the kitchen, his socks with sdr2 characters on them making him slide on the floor. He threw the fridge door open so hard it flew off and landed on the floor. D*ng, he was strong. He had been working out with Nidai and Chihiro, and it had definitely paid off. Chihiro had gotten REALLY muscular and ripped, it was like he was a different man. He looked al ot like Sakura.

 

He scanned the fridge’s contents until he found it.

 

There it was, in all its glory.

 

The strawberry gelato.

 

He ripped open the container, not able to wait for the amazing frosty treat. Komaeda slammed his face into the gelato, moving his face all around in it, getting the sort of ice cream all over his face. He needed all this gelato. He had been craving it since 1967, before he was even thought up by the creators of dangan ronpa. That was a long time. A long time to be craving gelato.

 

He grabbed all the containers of gelato he had, every flavor, and rushed up to his bathroom. He dumped all the gelato into his bathtub and jumped into the gelato. Komaeda was taking a bath in gelato. Beautiful, beautiful gelato. He used a bath scrubby thingy to rub the gelato all over him. He then used a spon to shovel a bunch of gelato into his mouth, he was hungry. hungry for  GELAT OOOO oo *****. He ate until the gelato was gone. Komaeda swelled up like a gigantic hot air balloon, He was ready. He was filled with gelato and was floating into space. It was his home now. Space was his home.

“BYE HINATA, I HOPE YU WILL MISS ME” he shouted down to Hinata

 

“h*ck u” Then Hinata threw a party, thanking every single god that existed. This man stupid baka dumbo was finally out of his life. He could live peacefully. His ahoge twitched with happiness. Finally. He could be happy.

 

THE END


ps chihiro would never return to normal

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beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich

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hotboyproblems:

i really don’t want to get out of bed i just want to sleep for a couple of days

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ryukokind:

hinatas

ryukokind:

hinatas

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despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

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breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

There’s a time and place for everything.

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

There’s a time and place for everything.

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