floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

(via confirmance)

panicprince:

Daddy’s scary…

(Read right to left!! ←)

(via sailor-pekoyama)

(via studip)

birdhero:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

(via beepish)

gnarly:

peanutia:

Someone tell me what the big fucking hype is about this blog gnarly?

idk i heard his blog sucks and hes a nerd lmao

(via pizza)

cishits:

Okay cis people, listen up.

If you need help remembering whether you should use transgendered/cisgendered or transgender/cisgender remember that trans & cis describe your gender & not your “gendered.”

howarons:

clothes swap !! \o/

(via sailor-pekoyama)


You can be the king but watch the queen conquer

You can be the king but watch the queen conquer

(via gutsygumshoe)

tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

(via gutsygumshoe)

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

(via panpipes)