I had a sleepover with my friends recently, this is something that happened:
Friend: Did you know that when people are dead, gases build up inside them. Then when they’re released, it sounds like a fart.
Me: I wonder if you walk through a graveyard if you can hear the farts of dead people.
Friend: Wouldn’t it be awkward if at someone’s funeral, someone went up to see the body, and all of a sudden they heard a farting noise?
Me: What if somebody’s last words were their farts?